Tuesday, February 13, 2007

the one-armed lady

So every morning when I'm driving home from work I pass this billboard and everytime I think "why doesn't that lady have an arm?". I mean, absolutely no offense to amputees, but you don't see alot of ladies on billboards with just a nub. Especially a billboard that is advertising someplace that is supposed to be fun. Unless they are trying to say "you may not have an arm but you can sure have fun here!". (At this point an obvious segway would be to look at how our backward society views the "abnormal" or those with disabilities and how that image is generally not something that inspires people to have fun or go to a casino... but I'm too shallow for such a serious topic.) Anyway, the other day I got off the freeway to investigate further. As it turns out, the one-armed girl actually has two arms but the black gloves can't be seen from a distance. Talk about a disappointment. Oh well, she'll always have one arm to me...




































The end of an era:
In their infinite wisdom the chiefs have decided to shuffle the shifts around for no viable reason. Evidently it's a bad thing for a crew to enjoy working together and, consequently, do their job well. This is a pic from our last day as 2C. Everyone is going to new crews and new stations. I'm back to Station 1.















Spring in the Grand Canyon

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The poor photographer must be so chagrined to have his/her work posted so large for so many to see! Hopefully, he or she does not pass by it daily. That is funny!
The grand canyon pic is fantastic!

7:41 PM  
Blogger Starrs In Denver said...

Hey anonymous- identify yourself! Just put your name at the end of your comment. It's easy.

Tim, that picture is hilarious! We had to enlarge on the close up to see the glove. The person who picked that pic for a billboard needs to lay off the booze. Thanks for a good laugh in the middle of the week.

Sorry about your work change. Bosses are supposed to mess with schedules...it keeps you from getting too close- like you said...you guys shouldn't be acting like brothers or anything. And aren't bossed supposed to be disliked by their subordinates? BTW, how old is Baby Face...he looks like he's 17 or something.
~Rose (with Desi looking over my shoulder)

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There may be a misunderstanding here of the term "anonymous". Merriam-Webster defines it as: "not named or identified". To put my name at the end of my comment would negate the point of being anonymous.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Starrs In Denver said...

Anonymous:
People who want to remain anonymous have something to hide. What's your secret?

9:48 PM  
Blogger Starrs In Denver said...

Tim, upon closer inspection of the one-armed lady, it appears that her arm (elbow to fingers) is photo shopped in or something. Did you notice that? It's all withered looking too. Weird. We really love this post though and come back to it often just to get a good laugh.
~Rose

9:36 PM  
Blogger Starrs In Denver said...

Anonymous- I believe you are a female due the use of so many exclamation points in your first comment. Men don't get so excited when they comment on blogs.
~Rose

9:38 PM  
Blogger Starrs In Denver said...

Anonymous,
I think my wife is right. The exclamation points are almost disturbing. It's like you're yelling at all of us and we don't take too kindly to it. Take a few deep breaths before your next comment. Thanks. Much love, Desi

9:41 PM  

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